byjoveimbeinghumble:

fairypage01:

goobra:

my unpopular opinion is that i hate tiktok because now people just publicly watch loud ass videos in public spaces with no regard for anyone else. 100% it was not this bad with youtube, it’s such a different thing with tiktok. put on headphones. you are grown.

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Girl……

This is it! This is what social media/smart tech have done! They’ve rotted away any distinction between private and public.

Yes, we do have the right to make demands on public behavior. Of course we do. Have you never heard of laws and etiquette? I’m not allowed to grocery shop naked. You can’t rummage through my purse. I can’t have a work meeting in the middle of a movie theatre.

I remember when it was taboo simply to answer your cell phone in public. The person answering would apologize and try to go to a more private area. Then public calls were normalized. Then putting people on speaker. Then listening to music without headphones. Do you know how many times I have hiked up a mountain or driven to the beach, only to be met with someone blaring shitty top 40 music from their portable speaker, because Heaven forbid you go one hour without noise?

Old woman yells at cloud and all that, but I can’t believe someone is not only admitting this behavior, but saying it’s a good thing! No one likes you! You’re a menace!

femenaces:

a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e:

femenaces:

a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e:

femenaces:

a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e:

femenaces:

femenaces:

a little-known birth control method is tracking down and starting a fight with that twitter user who casts the “may your womb be barren” spells on everyone she dislikes

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OKAY I’M SORRY SHE GOES BY YARROW NOW

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Should I get into the Ghost Harem™️ or is it too much

you can’t just mention a ghost harem and NOT elaborate!!!

Okay, so the short version is she thinks she communes with the deceased and demons and stuff because she’s a super-cool satanist pagan witch with a catgirl succubus persona named Chordeva in the astral realm or something, and so she has four boyfriends who are dead including Heath Ledger, Richard “Nightstalker” Ramirez, Jeffrey Dahmer, and Michael Jackson. 

She also used to “speak” for them online by channeling them through her body so they’d use her to type (and she did this for Satan too and it was as cringe as you’d expect) and basically Michael Jackson is genderqueer and fucking Richard Ramirez from beyond the grave and they’re all fucking Stephanie too, and at one point Stephanie split up with Michael when he wanted to save his deceased father from Hell and he got the astral child in the ghost divorce, but that’s fine because she thinks she can get AIDS from having sex with ghosts so at least Michael isn’t getting AIDS while he’s dead. 

And there was the time she used Richard’s name to send (google translated) Spanish death threats to people, and used Michael’s name to say the N-word because she thought it made the act more convincing. She groomed a group of minors on DeviantArt (me included) and had people calling her “daddy,” and that only stopped because she got in a fight with one of the kids who happened to have a heart condition and had to go to the hospital because of the stress, and then Stephanie took credit for sending Michael’s spirit to pull the girl’s soul out of the afterlife, and when you lowkey kill a disabled teenager from another country and take credit for saving their life other people start to notice and so she got doxxed and now her parents (who she still lives with in her 30s) won’t let her use DeviantArt ever again.

That was longer than I intended but there’s just…so much…

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happyhumannoises2:

xoperidottea:

scottishtwitter:

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Translation: I told this girl sent next to me on the bus that her guide dog was cute and she said “Aw I wouldn’t know” and I choked on my coffee

😂😂

I think this is the first one of these that i literally couldn’t understand a damn thing written

knightsintodreams:

starkie-md:

simonalkenmayer:

tiktokstowatch:

No…

I thought I could figure out the referent, but no. I can’t. Which murdered British boys? Someone go back and ask that elderly neighbor or I’ll never be able to sleep again.

King Edward V of England and Richard of Shrewsbury, Duke of York! They were murdered by their uncle!

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She… she does

seanramen:

wilwheaton:

micdotcom:

RNC attendees tried to hide a demonstrator’s “No racism, No hate” sign with an American flag. Clearly they failed to see the irony. The protester was from the Code Pink group — who haven’t been slowed down by this at all.

Using an American flag to cover up someone calling for an end to racism and hate is the best metaphor I’ve seen in a long time for the GOP.

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derinthescarletpescatarian:

artist-assassin-deactivated2021:

yusaofthedawn:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

Look at what you did, you gave a dog an existential crisis 

THE LONG, FORLORN STARE OUT OF THE WINDOW AT THE WATER IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWED BY THE “HELP” SENT ME

I woke up in the middle of the night remembering this and laughing.

keepcalmandcarriefischer:

literallymechanical:

shapeshitting:

prokopetz:

The whole “capitalism gave you the Internet” thing is especially funny if you actually work in network infrastructure, since one of the first things you’ll learn is that many software technologies that are absolutely critical to the day to day functioning of the Internet are being maintained on a volunteer basis by small, decentralised teams working in whatever free time their day jobs leave them, and that we’d have a crisis on our hands within thirty days if any one of those maintainers were to get hit by a bus and nobody stepped up to replace them. Like, the whole commercial edifice of the Internet rests on the continuous unpaid labour of a relative handful of people who are essentially just doing it for fun.

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if you’re interested in reading more about it

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dinners-child:

garbage-empress:

*sniffs you*

fuck you’re smell

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corrins-garden:

shwani-saman-2:

softwaregalaxy:

softwaregalaxy:

LOVE those ultra modded skyrim screenshots where someone’s character is this honey select demoness succubus thing and in the background is a regular skyrim guy doing his thing

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I can see his expression despite his helmet

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